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Halak in his natural state.

There has never been a goalie like Jaroslav Halak in the history of the National Hockey League. And For the record, I don’t think there’s been a single goaltender who can even call themselves a goalie without crediting Jaroslav Halak for their playing ability, their poise, or their skill. He stopped over 28 of Alexander Ovechkin’s 34 shots on net (29 to be exact). And I’m including the shots on Carey Price, because we all know Jaroslav Halak was on the ice in spirit, Halak was the reason why Price made those saves. Halak possesses the power of telepathy, and was communicating with Price the entire time he was on the bench after he’d been pulled or sat. Everyone knows that Carey Price is a slouch, and there’s nothing he could do without Jaroslav Halak. Quite frankly, the fact that I haven’t been able to work Jaroslav Halak’s name into this opening more is an outright embarrassment.

Nobody this year has been able to stop a shot from the the great #8. You can look it up yourself, he took 50 shots on goal, scored 50 times. The Capitals didn’t need to put traffic in front of the net, they had the best snipers the game had ever seen on the ice. They took shots on net that Halak could see from the tape to his glove every time, just daring him to stop it. And he did more often than not. Washington once again relied heavily on their individual skill rather than their creativity or teamwork in the post season. One moment that sticks out heavily in my mind is Mike Green bringing the puck out from around Varlamov, through the neutral zone, and past the blue line where he met some defenders wearing Habs jerseys, and decided to cross check one of them, drawing a penalty. He had ample time to pass to wide open men along the far boards and even around the faceoff circle, but chose to carry the team on his back and ended up taking an asinine penalty. Halak caused all of that.

Tonight’s game between the Pens and the Habs saw 2 scoreless opening periods. There were good chances on both sides leading into the third, but a carry-over holding penalty on Hal Gill allowed the Penguins power play to provide the difference in the game. Sergei Gonchar passed from the point down to the side boards where Evgeni Malkin was situated. Without stopping the puck to control it first, Malkin let loose a blistering slap shot that was truly one for the record books. This confused Halak, who had never seen such ungentlemanly play before in his illustrious career as the long-time Canadiens goaltender.

Jaroslav Halak relaxing

Relaxing in front of the net during tonight's game. (Photo courtesy NHL/Getty)

As Malkin was releasing a devilish slapper from the side boards, the Penguins captain Sidney Crosby was obscuring the vision of Mr. Halak, which more than likely assisted in the resulting goal. Frankly, it’s not my place to say, but I believe such unsportsmanlike play should be illegal. Who does Sidney Crosby think he is? How did the referees not call an obstruction penalty against Crosby for being so intrusive of Halak’s sight of the puck? In all my years as a sports fan, I have never seen such play celebrated, and frankly will not stand for it. The goal let every gust of wind out of the Canadiens sails, which they have been flying without blemish for in excess of 100 years. Who’s to say that their fans aren’t the greatest in the history of sport? They quietly voiced their distaste when a leading goal scorer was suspended after being assaulted by a referee in 1955, right? I think any other unruly fans would have done much more than hold a silent protest outside of the arena after the game. That’s how it happened, right?

After Malkin and the Penguins manufactured an outrageous goal, Marc-Andre Fleury had the audacity to make a number of outstanding saves on the other side of the ice. The Canadiens were eventually forced to remove their sensational veteran goaltender Halak in a failed attempt to find the back of the net. Pascal Dupuis really rubbed it in the face of the 197,000 fans in attendance at the Bell Centre by putting the puck into an unattended net, assuring a Penguins victory. The fact that he would not even give the Canadiens a sporting chance for a comeback in front of 250,000+ paying fans is absurdity beyond comprehension. I think that the entire Penguins organization, starting with their owner and rumored chauvinist Mario Lemieux  should be investigated by the spotless NHL commissioner Gary Bettman. The Penguins 2-0 victory over the Habs should be a shameful black spot on the history of the NHL.

Round 1 Rundown – East

Devils/Flyers

The D.E.N.N.I.S System works, believe it.

Dennis is the Flyers, The Waitress is Jeff Carter, Christina Hendricks is Boucher. I win at analogies.

The 5 game series between the Devils and Flyers proved to be a physical one, with 75 penalties called, totaling 180 minutes of box-filling goodness. For those playing the home game, that’s three 60-minute games. The only way there could have been more penalties called is if the 1974 Flyers played the 1975 Flyers in some ungodly, paradoxical time warp that could put boxing to shame.

The difference maker in this series was Brian Boucher. Philly successfully re-DENNIS’ed Boucher after a 10 year period of Step 4, the Flyers once again turned to Boucher to take on the Devils in the playoffs. He was a 6′x4′ brick shithouse in front of the net the whole series, yielding a 1.59 GAA and a .940 save percentage. His play in net was backed up by a Flyers forecheck that smothered the Devils offensive attack, which generated more turnovers in the neutral zone than I could bear to watch.

That’s not to say that Martin Brodeur didn’t show up. This save was one of many highlight-reel robberies he had during the series. Especially during games 3 and 4, he was the only thing keeping the Devils in the game. Zubrus was great in front of the net, though only having 1 point. Kovalchuk did everything he could and led the team with 2 goals and 6 points, but the effort all around from the Devils just wasn’t enough.

Philly moves on to face Boston in a rematch of the Winter Classic from this year. However, they’ll be without Jeff Carter or Simon Gagne, who are both out with injured tootsies.

Penguins/Senators

I didn’t watch all that much of this series, mainly because every game was played on the same day as the Devils and Flyers series. However, when I did tune in, I saw Sidney Crosby showing why he was 2nd in the league in points, tied for the lead in goals, and a finalist for the Hart this year. He currently leads all players in points and assists in the playoffs, and is tied for 3rd in goals with 5. The Senators put up a reasonable fight, taking Pittsburgh to 6 games included a triple-OT win, but the Pens were too much and move on to face the scrappy Habs in the 2nd round. Which brings me to my next story.

Capitals/Canadiens

Blatently stolen from Yinks on Facebook

Maybe I find Cup next year...

Holy goaltending, Batman. First, Jose Theodore falls apart after going 20-0-3 in the last 3 months of the season, then Jaroslav Halak goes out of his mind, stopping 131 of the 134 shots the Capitals threw at him in the final 3 games of the full 7 game series. Halak took a shutout 58 minutes deep on the highest scoring team in the NHL in Game 7 on the Caps home ice.

In the final minute after the Caps pulled Varlamov, Nicklas Backstrom made a diving save on a puck heading for the unattended twine; it was probably the best individual effort by a skater in the playoffs so far, and it still wasn’t enough to energize the explosive Wasington offense to pot one more puck to keep their dreams alive. This was the first time in history that an 8 seed upset a 1 seed after trailing 3-1 in the series. The Habs get the Pens in the next round, that’s going to be fantastic to watch.

Sabres/Bruins

Completely unrelated video, but the Bruins have some of the best commercials I’ve ever seen.

Again, this was a series I didn’t watch much of, but Boston moves on over their division rival Sabres. Mark Recchi was dusted off and had his rusty hinges oiled and is currently tied for the team lead in goals and points. 3 of the 4 Bruins victories came with a 1 goal margin, which was not surprising in a series where two of the top goalies in GAA and save percentage faced off. Tuukka Rask, winner of the “Most Awkward First Name To Spell In History” award was a bit stingier than US Olympic hero Ryan Miller, so the Bruins advanced. It didn’t help that the Sabres leading scorer during the regular season Thomas Vanek was out for half the series, but seeing as the Bruins were without Marc Savard, I’d say it’s fair. The B’s get the Broad Street Bullies in Round 2.

Round 2 hopes and dreams:
Marc Savard comes back healthy and the Bruins put 28 goals past Brian Boucher in 5 games, the 1 game Boston loses was started by Tim Thomas, who loves himself more than the sun is bright.
Jaroslav Halak wakes up from this dream world he’s living in right now and drops the series to Crosby, Malkin, and the Pens. I’d much rather see the Pens win it again than see Scott Gomez win anything ever again.

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