Nice knockoff championship tee, diq.

Hilarious.

This happened two days ago and everybody else already covered it, but here’s the cold hard facts: the kid and the cop who got him with the taser are both faster than Shane Victorino. Of course, this kid might wind up wearing a giant helmet for a while if you listen to over-protective ninnies like Woody Paige, but that just makes it funnier. Bonus: he was the only sober 17-year-old at the game.

Here’s the clip:


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UPDATE: Another guy ran onto the field at a Phillies game yesterday, didn’t get tased, isn’t nearly as amusing.
Jayson Werth pictured here, admiring the gentleman’s physique.