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Tomorrow is the 136th Kentucky Derby and Joe Torre owns a horse named Homeboykris so it’s doubly relevant to a sports blog as I could talk about horse racing and the Dodgers and even the Yankees in Nostalgiavision™ – but I won’t. No, sadly I know next to nothing about horse racing. I do enjoy viewing the race and seeing all the people in silly giant hats they show in the pregame prelude to the race, but I’m more of a motorsports kind of guy and I don’t know anyone who bets on F-1, IRL or even NASCAR so it’s not really that fun to bring them up in Pete Rose’s Gambling Corner.

I did, however, once witness someone put a bet on WWF Wrestlemania, way back before those panda-huggers wrestled the name away from President Angry Vince. What’s important is that my friend bet on a simulated sporting event with pre-determined outcome and lost, which is hilarious. Of course we were very young, but I thought it was understood by everyone that professional wrestling was all made up and the points don’t matter.

Always bet on the Nature Boy

If you live in South Carolina and have half a sawbuck, now you can bet on wrestling and lose too! The Charlotte Observer reported Wednesday that Ric Flair is on the title card for the match against rising education costs and he’ll be appearing at NASCAR events over the next six weeks for the state lottery but that’s not really important here. Look at that lottery ticket, it’s awesome. All of the Dirtiest Player in the Game’s signature moves are detailed by the same guy who does the Fallout posters and that makes it way better than last year’s North Carolina Ric Flair Gambling Rookie Card, which was blue and had none of that.

Ric Flair really shines in the television commercials he shoots for the state gambling commission. He’s remarkably old and that’s pretty unusual for a wrestler, considering most of them die from heart explosion long before they can collect social security. Look for more of these in the near future if you’re in the Carolinas or on the youtube and want a laugh.


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That’s all for Pete Rose’s Gambling Corner this week. Remember, always bet on the Reds.

Round 1 Rundown – East

Devils/Flyers

The D.E.N.N.I.S System works, believe it.

Dennis is the Flyers, The Waitress is Jeff Carter, Christina Hendricks is Boucher. I win at analogies.

The 5 game series between the Devils and Flyers proved to be a physical one, with 75 penalties called, totaling 180 minutes of box-filling goodness. For those playing the home game, that’s three 60-minute games. The only way there could have been more penalties called is if the 1974 Flyers played the 1975 Flyers in some ungodly, paradoxical time warp that could put boxing to shame.

The difference maker in this series was Brian Boucher. Philly successfully re-DENNIS’ed Boucher after a 10 year period of Step 4, the Flyers once again turned to Boucher to take on the Devils in the playoffs. He was a 6′x4′ brick shithouse in front of the net the whole series, yielding a 1.59 GAA and a .940 save percentage. His play in net was backed up by a Flyers forecheck that smothered the Devils offensive attack, which generated more turnovers in the neutral zone than I could bear to watch.

That’s not to say that Martin Brodeur didn’t show up. This save was one of many highlight-reel robberies he had during the series. Especially during games 3 and 4, he was the only thing keeping the Devils in the game. Zubrus was great in front of the net, though only having 1 point. Kovalchuk did everything he could and led the team with 2 goals and 6 points, but the effort all around from the Devils just wasn’t enough.

Philly moves on to face Boston in a rematch of the Winter Classic from this year. However, they’ll be without Jeff Carter or Simon Gagne, who are both out with injured tootsies.

Penguins/Senators

I didn’t watch all that much of this series, mainly because every game was played on the same day as the Devils and Flyers series. However, when I did tune in, I saw Sidney Crosby showing why he was 2nd in the league in points, tied for the lead in goals, and a finalist for the Hart this year. He currently leads all players in points and assists in the playoffs, and is tied for 3rd in goals with 5. The Senators put up a reasonable fight, taking Pittsburgh to 6 games included a triple-OT win, but the Pens were too much and move on to face the scrappy Habs in the 2nd round. Which brings me to my next story.

Capitals/Canadiens

Blatently stolen from Yinks on Facebook

Maybe I find Cup next year...

Holy goaltending, Batman. First, Jose Theodore falls apart after going 20-0-3 in the last 3 months of the season, then Jaroslav Halak goes out of his mind, stopping 131 of the 134 shots the Capitals threw at him in the final 3 games of the full 7 game series. Halak took a shutout 58 minutes deep on the highest scoring team in the NHL in Game 7 on the Caps home ice.

In the final minute after the Caps pulled Varlamov, Nicklas Backstrom made a diving save on a puck heading for the unattended twine; it was probably the best individual effort by a skater in the playoffs so far, and it still wasn’t enough to energize the explosive Wasington offense to pot one more puck to keep their dreams alive. This was the first time in history that an 8 seed upset a 1 seed after trailing 3-1 in the series. The Habs get the Pens in the next round, that’s going to be fantastic to watch.

Sabres/Bruins

Completely unrelated video, but the Bruins have some of the best commercials I’ve ever seen.

Again, this was a series I didn’t watch much of, but Boston moves on over their division rival Sabres. Mark Recchi was dusted off and had his rusty hinges oiled and is currently tied for the team lead in goals and points. 3 of the 4 Bruins victories came with a 1 goal margin, which was not surprising in a series where two of the top goalies in GAA and save percentage faced off. Tuukka Rask, winner of the “Most Awkward First Name To Spell In History” award was a bit stingier than US Olympic hero Ryan Miller, so the Bruins advanced. It didn’t help that the Sabres leading scorer during the regular season Thomas Vanek was out for half the series, but seeing as the Bruins were without Marc Savard, I’d say it’s fair. The B’s get the Broad Street Bullies in Round 2.

Round 2 hopes and dreams:
Marc Savard comes back healthy and the Bruins put 28 goals past Brian Boucher in 5 games, the 1 game Boston loses was started by Tim Thomas, who loves himself more than the sun is bright.
Jaroslav Halak wakes up from this dream world he’s living in right now and drops the series to Crosby, Malkin, and the Pens. I’d much rather see the Pens win it again than see Scott Gomez win anything ever again.

She gets bigger if you click on her.

I’m absolutely thrilled that the Habs knocked out the Caps last night, not because I’m a dirty Canada-loving hippie but because I really hated the level of success the Caps had in the regular season for the past few years. I’m a jerk like that. Washington is great team and they finally have half-decent fans and good attendance, but the Habs have a long tradition of being called the Habs for no good reason and I can go along with that.

Now you may be thinking to yourself, “Dan, that’s a smokin’-hot chick in goalie pads,” and you’d be right. I’m throwing my full support behind Boston against the Flyers despite them being part of Red Sox Nation because I’m pretty pissed that Philly knocked out my Devs. I’m not ready to talk about the Devils yet though, so I’m just gonna move on to a new topic.

There was a video of a Canadiens fan in a bikini here that my buddy Bob sent me, but some youtube deity has taken it away. In its place, one of those “history will be made” videos:

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Now, really back on track. Tonight’s only hockey game is Detroit at San Jose, and everyone’s astounded the Sharks haven’t choked yet. My brother seems convinced this is a sign they’re going to win it all and dance with the Cup. But here’s the thing: Dany Heatley hasn’t scored a playoff goal yet. One man is not a team, but he’s the league’s 8th ranked scorer. He’s an all-star. And for more on Heatley, I direct you to his biggest fan on the youtube.

Jacques Lemaire finger pointing, a favorite pastime.

Jacques Lemaire stepped away from the head coaching job of the New Jersey Devils today.  His coaching career backs up a Hall of Fame playing career with the Montreal Canadiens with whom he won 8 Stanley Cups between 1967 and 1979. He coached 1,213 games between the Canadiens, Devils, and Wild between 1983 and 2010, having won the Stanley Cup with the Devils in 1995. He won a Jack Adams trophy in 1994 with the Devils, and in 2003 with the Wild.

Lemaire served as the head coach of the Minnesota Wild from their inception until the end of last season. Instead of retiring, Lou Lamoriello talked Lemaire into returning to the Devils as their head coach. He led the Devils to an Atlantic Division title while presenting his trademarked ‘defense first’ style of hockey. In his first stint as the Devils head coach, Lemaire implemented a notorious neutral zone trap, which allowed the Devils to subdue and control the offenses of most teams in the league. This was most notably the way the Devils won their first Stanley Cup when they shut down the Red Wings offense with their impervious trapping. Such play led to rule changes during the 04/05 lockout when the league determined that all obstruction penalties need to be called to increase the speed and scoring of the game.

Lamoriello said today that Lemaire will remain with the Devils organization on some level. As a Devils fan, I would like to see the vacancy filled by a coach that is willing to open up the offensive scheme more while hopefully retaining some of the young and talented free agents (Kovalchuk, Martin) in that scheme. The Devils have never been an offensively potent team since 2001 when the led the league in goals. Since then, they’ve been at or below the fold in terms of goal scoring in the East. The Devils have quality goal scorers, including Parise, Elias, and potentially Kovalchuk leading the pack; I’d just hate to see it all be underutilized in a stale offensive blueprint.

Hockey @ Loudville

The excitement of hockey, embodied here by Zach Parise

Photo by Paul Bereswill/Getty Images North America

Ice hockey is a game of unyielding passion. Players and fans pass every second of every game with their emotions on their sleeves. Split second decisions can lead to buzzer beaters with a tape-to-tape pass right on the money when you’re looking to tie the game with an extra attacker. The game’s intense physical play and quickness is unmatched by any game on the face of the planet.

Hockey has a strong following of enthusiastic fans, and this will be a blog for them. Those that don’t quite get the game should look elsewhere, I’m not looking to baby people into liking something they’re not interested in. I’ve been a hockey fan as long as I can remember, I have pictures of me at a kindergarten orientation wearing a Rangers sweatshirt. My first game was a Devils/Senators game back in 1995 just after the lockout, and since then I haven’t lost track of what the men in red have done. Today is an odd day for me to pick up this blog, seeing as the Flyers finished smothering the Devils with forechecking last night in Game 5; let’s just say this is my way of not cutting my throat.

Above all, this will be for fans of good hockey. Whether you like the high-flying scoring of the San Jose Sharks or the Washington Capitals, the finesse play of the Detroit Red Wings or the New Jersey Devils, or the rough-and-tumble game of the Philadelphia Flyers or the Anaheim Ducks, we’ll keep you entertained and cover major stories going on in the NHL. Most of all, we’ll keep my mind off of what happened last night at the Prudential Center.

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